He's sharper than a pointy pencil. Here are some of his best one liners for you to copy.
As two Moroccan teenagers face jail for a kiss, Dave looks the world's stupidest laws.
There's just no logic...
Nicklas Bendtner sparked our interest in the egomaniacs of the world... Here's our top 10.
Sometimes the QI smarty-pants aren't always right! Here's our top 10.
10 of the worst Dragon's Den pitches... Ever!
These are the top 10 weirdest finds on storage hunters, some people really are weird...
Top 10 things you didn't know about Red Dwarf, some funky facts here.
Smeghead! Rimmer's always the butt of the jokes on Red Dwarf. Have a look at our Top 10!
Top 10 Moments of Red Dwarf X
It's the ten best bits from the Red Dwarf earth adventure...
How better to celebrate our nation than by picking our favourite 10 Little Britons?
One man's every syllable brings us more joy than Cheryl Cole's glossy hair. Take a bow.
Here's a little rundown of some of the people which have fallen foul of edgy humour.