Top 10 Most Inflated Egos

Nicklas Bendtner sparked our interest in the egomaniacs of the world... So we created this gallery of him and some of his deluded friends just so they know that to us, yes, they are (all) God... Obviously.

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10. Oasis

Brotherly egos so big they had a fight because they realised, after 18 years, neither of them were called Oasis. Noel of course corrected this with his new project, Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds.
9. Morrissey

The outspoken vegetarian is a walking quote machine. It's hard to know which came first his ego or his music. Not that it matters for this list.
8. Mario Ballotelli

Oh Mario, dear Mario, first you tell Ronaldo you'll be better than him, now you claim only Messi is better than you? You've been setting fireworks off in your house again, haven't you?
7. Madonna

Didn't you know Madonna is actually an anagram of God and Jesus at the same time, and the saviour of Africa...
6. Justin Bieber

So Justin Bieber visited an Anne Frank memorial and proceeded to say what he said...

Do you think anytime a dead person is mentioned Bieber's words on them are "i'm sure they would have been a 'Belieber'"? I think they would have rather just been an alive-r.
5. Zlatan Ibrahimovic

The Zlatan. What can we say, maybe not so much an over inflated ego as a suitably inflated one, Ibra has to be one of our favourite egomaniacs!
4. Paris Hilton

There's a lot of hard to imagine things about Paris Hilton's life, such as, how incredibly easy she must have had it, that help her into this top 10. Shes even been crowned the "queen of celebrity egos", sorry though Paris, you don't win the crown this time round.
3. Charlie Sheen

If only you had some kind of relation to rock music Charlie... Oh, and if only you were from Mars, not just another deluded egomaniac. To be fair though, at least Charlie doesn't claim to be the God of Mars.
2. Nicklas Bendtner

Breaking News, This just in; Nicklas Bendtner, yes, the same Nicklas Bendtner who can barely get into Arsenal's Capital One Cup first team without being booed of the pitch, WILL be playing for either Barcalona or Real Madrid by the end of the January transfer window. Source: Nicklas Bendtner...

We wonder which team will be able to outmuscle the other to get his signature first!
1. Kanye West

Kanye Kanye, what can we say.

Not much really, he says it all himself. He's ruined two music awards, by losing both, called the American President a racist on live TV, called himself the Michael Jordan of music, called himself the Steve Jobs of music, and countless other things... What will come next?

This was his most recent outburst after not being nominated for the album of the year awards.

We reckon he'll make a song where he says a word in an British accent then realise that he's actually the heir to the British throne and come and take his rightful place on the throne...