Top 10 Alan Partridge Quotes

One man's every syllable brings us more joy than Cheryl Cole's glossy hair. Take a bow, Alan Partridge.

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  • "Kiss my face"

  • "Smell my cheese, you mother!"

  • "Well Sonja, that was classic intercourse"

  • "Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine"

  • "Lynn - they're sex people"

  • "They're only the band The Beatles could have been."

  • "Eat my goal!"

  • "Stop getting Bond wrong!"

  • "Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!"

  • "Divorced. I've got access to the kids... But they don't wanna see me."

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