A familiar U.S face shows up immediately begins talking trash and flashing his cash.
The regular bidders might have returned but there are some new faces hungry for a bargain.
Heavy D explains the brains behind the 'BOOOOOOM!' bidding tactics.
Meet the purveyor of Quite Interesting facts and the master of the Tweet and bon mote.
He's the master of the pun - bar none. Welcome to the world of Tim Vine on Dave.
The dead-pan wit, master of the topical quip and narrator of many a doc.
The grandest Brand of them all - stand-up queen, Getting On star and ace panellist.
The clever cloggs comedian who's equally at home presenting or as a star guest.
He's blokey, obnoxious, loud-mouthed and downright rude. No wonder we love him.
The words "dead-pan" and "cynical" were seemingly invented for this dour comedian.
The Irish comedian with the power to Mock the Week and make sums interesting.
He calls himself "part troll" but he's also dubbed himself "a kind of klingon".
They don't come more English than Al Murray aka the Pub Landlord.
Comedian, actor, and QI court jester, Alan Davies is a despicably talented chap.
Armstrong isn't your typical pie 'n' gravy working man's club sort of comic.
The Peep Show and panel show star who has a rather worrying interest in alarm clocks.
He’s half of the UK’s finest double act and prepared to do everything to make us laugh.
Vertically challenged he may be, but Hislop has a brain as big as an elephant's buttock.
He's the slow, sensible one from Top Gear - but James May is also a rebel at heart.
The identity of Top Gear's test track driver is a closely guarded secret.
He's the first (and probably only) sex symbol in the world of motoring journalism.
He's an unlikely heartthrob with a heart of gold - rare in the dark world of comedy.
Lee Mack’s a massive liar. He’s not even bloomin’ well called Lee Mack, the cheeky scamp.
It's a rare man that can make history hilarious and corduroy cool, but Marcus is the man.
Phill Jupitus, resident know-it-all on pop quiz Never Mind the Buzzcocks and comedy king.
We love Ray Mears - he's a survival GOD. He eats insects. And enjoys it.
Since the smash that was The Office, he has been a stand-up, a film star and podcast king.
Stand-up star, half of Marion and Geoff, Uncle Bryn and chat show host - all hale Rob.
Beneath the shaggy, scruffy exterior lies a sly comic talent with the tongue of a viper.
The gifted presenter, stand up comic and actor, with the finest facial hair in comedy.
He isn't just a writer, wit and comedy legend, he's also a man blessed with good luck.
From performance poet to last hope of the human race, it's been quite a ride for Craig.
He's not just famous for playing Rimmer, he's one of the country’s great impressionists.
Robert Llewellyn is many things – former android, writer, Internet pioneer and petrolhead.
Offensive, controversial and Scottish - all the elements of the perfect dark comic.
Actor, comedian, writer, impressionist - is there nothing Hugh Dennis can't do?
The award winning stand-up Simon Anstell is most famous for taking over on Buzzcocks.
Alternative comedian, quiz show host and thinking woman's crumpet...
He may look like a cuddly bear - but Clive Anderson is blessed with a quick wit.
Colin's work involves talking about football, playing music and hosting Driving Wars.
Once rumoured to be The Stig, here's what we can tell you about the top telly petrolhead.
If aliens ever invade and challenge us humans to a pun-off, Milton could be our saviour.
Ardal O'Hanlon is definitely one of the funniest things to come out of Ireland.
He's been mistaken for a black Alan Sugar and Jeffery from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
One of the foremost journalists and political experts Britain's ever produced.
Miranda is a huge comic talent, in every sense. Six foot one, Miranda’s a lot of funny.
The Cat may be the role for which he's best known, but he's done so much more.
Bruce Parry takes the idea of "going native" to ludicrous and entertaining extremes.
He looks and sounds like such a nice pleasant boy - but don't be fooled.
What is there to say about the legendary Ben Elton? Where to begin more like...
An award winning comedian Alex Horne has established a reputation among critics.
Staffordshire stand-up Dave Gorman combines powerpoint with comedy - no mean feat.
Ian is an award-winning comedian and TV actor, as well as football podcaster and YouTuber.
Rob Beckett is a hilarious stand up, TV comedian, radio host and podcaster.
Former professional footballer and presenter of The Magic Sponge podcast.
To celebrate Road To Rio, we've got a PlayStation 4 and Fifa 14 game to give away
A ten night island-hopping holiday for four is up for grabs.
Enter our competition for your chance to win a Sony home cinema system.
Fancy a jaunt to Dublin to see Kasabian live and Ross Noble’s stand up show?
Win a pair of VIP tickets and accommodation to Dave’s Leicester Comedy Festival 2016
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Want to win tickets to Alex Horne: Monsieur Butterfly?
Competition opens at 10:30pm on 7th December.
Enter The Magnificent Seven competition for a chance to win a fantastic Sony gadget bundle
We've selected some of the best shows live from Dave's Leicester Comedy Festival.
Greetings weary traveller, and welcome to The Dave Weekly podcast, the new home of comedy.
A ridiculous look at the week’s big and small news topics with the award-winning comedian.
Can you unravel the baffling brainteasers that Dara set you in School of Hard Sums?
How much profit can you make in five minutes? Play the Storage Hunters UK game to find out
Guess what's under the tarp and you could win it!
Get the family together and play the UKTV Christmas quiz.
Laugh your way to a six pack
Dare to take on the Taskmaster challenge...
A shed load of stand out stand-up moments, exclusive clips and comedy gold...
Meet the stars of Dave, from Alexander Armstrong to somebody near the end of the alphabet.
Brand-spanking comedy, exclusively to Dave
The car's the star - but don't let Jezza and co. here you say that.
A decade after the end of Series VIII, Red Dwarf returned to screens in the UK - on Dave!
With Back to Earth a big success, a full series was commissioned.
Video clips from Dave's most unusual gameshow, starring the one and only Pub Landlord.
Clips from the panel show presented by the Pointless host.
Video clips from the chat show with a difference.
Get in the hot seat for the driving show for petrol heads.
Become a legal eagle with clips from all the episodes so far.
From top ten stars in reasonably priced cars to top ten controversies, read all about it.
Meet the crew of the Dwarf - from series one to the tenth run.
Meet the gang who populate the good ship Red Dwarf and beyond.
Read all about the series that put the sitcom into space.
Get your mitts on a whole swag of goodies, if you're lucky enough to win one of our comps.
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Dave answers some fascinating questions from the audience of Modern Life is Goodish.
See what Dave has to offer in terms of Motoring.
Alex Horne's Podcast, the least topical 'topical' podcast.
This is the place for any Youview and On Demand help
Try Dara's fiendishly tough and infuriatingly tricky maths puzzles.
In theory logic is as simple as it gets. In practice it can be a complete nightmare.
3 is the magic number... maybe not for any of these puzzles... probably for others though.
Matchsticks are so versatile, from lighters to poker chips to puzzle paraphernalia...
Are you a bit of a wordsmith on the side? Then wrap your grey matter around these...