Deluded Simon Porter, dreams of becoming a doctor - but he has to start from the bottom and be a porter. His plan? Work his way up to be the best porter the NHS has ever seen.
When Mr Pradeep is put under Simon's wing for the day as part of a back to the floor programme, disaster ensues just as a cosplaying Orc fanatic is admitted into the hospital.
The annual Hospital Emergency Simulation Incident Day arrives, but after being accidentally knocked out Simon wakes up in a real disaster. Frankie goes for a secret job interview.
Simon is forced to become a sperm donor to raise extra rent money, while a patient in Anthony's care starts behaving wildly when they are awoken from a coma.