Owwwwww! He may be shallower than a Hobbit's paddling pool, but the Cat's got style.
Rimmer's his name, being an utter smeghead's his game - but strangely we still love him,
If Jeeves lived in space and had a head that resembled a pencil eraser, he'd be Kryten.
Everyone's favourite senile, occasionally transsexual computer, with control of the ship.
The one thing we can't get our heads around is why Kochanski ever went out with Lister?
Sure, he's composed almost entirely of jalfrezi and sweat, but he's the last human alive.
A whole cavalcade of new characters pop up in Red Dwarf X. Let's welcome them...