What is Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable?

Curious to know what Mel Geidroyc: Unforgivable is about? We've asked the hosts to see what's in store.

Mel Giedroyc Unforgivable

Can you explain the format of the show?

It's a gleeful celebration of the outrageous. It's basically people telling us their stories. We have three celebrity guests on every show and the aim of the game is that the person who can make themselves most unforgivable, wins the show. The scoring system is really quite complicated. It involves minus points. The lower the score, the better you've done. And you will achieve that by spilling the worst things about yourself. So that, in a nutshell, is what it is: show us what a horrendous person you are.

How do you get your guests to confess to such horrendous things?

I think partly it was because there was a great atmosphere in the studio. We just had a great time. So back in March 2020 we were supposed to record and then the first lockdown was called literally on the day I was looking at costumes and going through scripts, and the guests were due to come the next day. So we were all sent home. Gutting. Then we managed to do it in October just before the next lockdown which was so lucky. We got in under the wire. And we were allowed a small audience. I think it was all beyond our wildest dreams, and we'd all been locked up for so many months, so we had a lot of fun in the recordings. It was madness, actually, a bit giddy.

You are particularly good at making the celebrities say perhaps more than they had intended, though. I think it's the way you seem to ask questions quite innocently ...

You've got me. I'd quite like to be a Miss Marple figure in another life..I do really like to sort of try and winkle stuff out of people, I suppose. On the sly. I was very keen for each show to have a good age-range of guests because I think you get something different from each age. I think the young'uns are all quite shocking, talking about stuff that we would never have talked about, and I kind of admire that. I think that's impressive. But then it's really good if you get somebody a bit more seasoned who's been around the block a few times. They have an ease about them. They've probably written an autobiography and they really don't care what else comes out, so it's a win-win. The older you get, the less you care. That's how I feel anyway. I just kind of think, "I'm a perimenopausal 52 year-old from Leatherhead. Who am I trying to impress? I'm not sure how many years I've got left in this game.Let's have fun and spill a bit..."

What sort of stories do guests come up with?

There's a really good range. I have to say the researchers on the show did a brilliant job with this because you obviously don't want to end up with tons of stories that are all about the same thing. We've got everything from eating pets to scandalous goings-on in the bath. There are childhood stories which are always brilliant and often quite charming because when you're a child you don't have quite the same sort of moral compass or sensibilities that you have as you get older. Relationships are always very fertile territory. The world of work is good: it often involves jobs pre-fame that maybe people didn't like very much and that seems to bring out naughty, frisky side of people. There are a fair amount of poo stories.

Who were some of the stand-out guests?

Graham Norton was absolutely wonderful. I love the way that he doesn't shy away from telling stories about himself. There's one he tells about an incident with his dog in the park which is just so good. And an appendix story which is amazing. They're all very relatable, the stories. Gemma Collins was superb too - such a great storyteller with amazing timing. All of our guests were awesome, I'm not going to lie. Every one of them. I should say here that we do have some surprise guests too. That was a buzz. The whole subterfuge backstage to keep people apart was so brilliant. There were a lot of codenames; a lot of people saying things into walkie-talkies like, 'Has Mr Blobby landed?'

You also have confessions from the audience, don't you?

The public confessions are more left-field, surreal and mad than you could ever make up. It's always the way, isn't it, that the stuff from real life is always the most outrageous. I hope the show taps into that in a very celebratory way because I think the show is a celebration; it's not trying to make anyone actually look really bad. It's just gleeful rather than condemning anybody.

Did any of the celebrity guests surprise you? Do we see a different side to them?

Yes, and I love that. We've got Jennifer Saunders on, who I absolutely adore; she's hilarious. And it was so good to hear stories from her because she can actually be a shy person and she doesn't do that many shows like this. And she has an amazing story. You also get to see some comedians that maybe we haven't seen enough of yet. Some brilliant comics of the future, and I was all for that. It's really important and it gives the show completely different energy. It gives the show a bit of spice.

How did you enjoy working with Lou Sanders?

I adore her. I think she's absolutely brilliant. I love her as a stand-up, and I love that she's so different from me. Sue [Perkins] calls me The Onion because there are so many layers to get through before I will actually say what I'm properly thinking or feeling. Whereas someone like Lou, it's all out there. She talks openly about everything. I really blooming well admire that. I call her the Keeper of the Filth. She's my co-host and essentially the PA of the show: she holds the knowledge, she holds the book. she's the keeper of the filth. She's like a filthy Richard Osman to my Alexander Armstrong.

Do you make any confessions yourself?

Yes. God, I can't remember what. Did I say anything terrible? I did make a confession about working in catering on a friend's short film. Everyone was working for free: the actors, the crew. Sue [Perkins] and I did it together and we'd been slaving away, making food and snacks and drinks to keep everybody happy. There was this actress - I can't actually remember her name, she came to nothing! - and she had the audacity to come up and complain about something. And I thought, right buddy, you've complained to the wrong person because I'm in charge of the food. So I snotted into her pasta and presented it to her. I felt really bad though because she came up at the end of the afternoon and said it was really delicious!... ...But you know, I've been a waitress so many times in my life, and I've worked behind bars. That sounds like I worked in prison. I don't mean behind bars like that. I mean bars as in pubs....you get the gist....I've done so much of that in my life and I had such a short fuse with rude customers or people that were badly behaved. Never, ever treat a waitress badly. You'll end up with snot...or worse..in your food.

Are you a forgiving person of other people or do you bear grudges?

On the outside, I will be absolute sweetness and light, and I will forgive anyone anything. But I'm a brewer. There are a few things I will never, ever EVER forget. Having said that I think with everything that went on last year, and having more time to think about things, I really hope in '21 I'm not going to bear any grudges. I think we've realised life's too short and the only person that gets harmed by bearing grudges is the grudge-bearer. So I'm not going to do that any more. I've only got a couple and I'm going to get rid of those. How do I do that, I wonder - can I hire a shaman?

We know you as being quite family-friendly and wholesome. Was it fun to be a bit naughty on this?

It was really, really fun. The only worry I have is that my mum just must not watch the show. She'd find it too shocking. I've told her about five times not to watch it and I really hope she doesn't. But personally speaking I thought, "Come on, I'm 52, this show is the best fun I've had in ages, it's time to let rip

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