Seymour Mace rants has a go at little-known social networking site called Facebook.
In this highlight, the Northern comedian reveals which of his children is his favourite.
Johnny reminisces about the long lost days when he was the "weirdo" in the local Argos.
Johnny discusses the discouraging economics of the ceramics business in this highlight.
The self-proclaimed "18 stone of idiot" reveals his ill-judged scheme to become a hero.