Meet Hoff's Entourage

The Hoff was hoping for some A-list treatment when he arrived in the UK. Unfortunately he got stuck with this useless bunch.

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Max Coleman - The Hoff’s UK Manager (Fergus Craig)

Max is the slippery, manipulative, and opportunistic manager who’s been tasked with reviving Hoff’s career. He’s happy to sign his client up to the worst jobs as long as it makes him some money. Max is at constant loggerheads with Hoff who wants jobs that will deliver him credibility, as well as the rest of Hoff’s entourage who think he’s inept.
Harriet Fitzgerald - The Hoff’s Personal Assistant (Ella Smith)

Harriet is a Biochemistry PhD student who couldn’t get funding to pursue her studies, so instead ended up working as the Hoff’s P.A to make ends meet. A fish out of water in the world of celebrity, she’s the square sensible one in the entourage who tries to steer Hoff through the surreal situations they find themselves in but whose advice is more often than not ignored.
Terry Patel - The Hoff’s Driver (Asim Chaudhry)

A step down from The Hoff’s usual limo driver, Terry drives a beaten up green people carrier called the ‘Space Ship', and is Hoff’s affable but politically incorrect driver. A trusted confidante to Hoff, albeit a star-struck one, he has an opinion about everyone and everything and is never short of some bad advice or misguided encouragement that Hoff usually takes him up on.
Danny Jones - The Hoff’s Personal Trainer (Brett Goldstein)

Danny is a personal trainer with a roster of celebrity clients, including the likes of Chris Martin, Geri Halliwell, erm, Eamon Holmes, and now, The Hoff. He’s an alpha male who despises any physical and emotional weaknesses. He feels his role extends to being his client’s spiritual and soul advisor and believes that he can manage Hoff better than Max can.
Dieter Hasselhoff - The Hoff’s illegitimate German son (Mark Quartley)

Dieter is Hoff’s illegitimate son born out of a one-night stand with a German woman the night the Berlin Wall came down. The opposite of his father, Dieter is a naïve, awkward and uncool 25 year-old from Dusseldorf. He idolises his father, and wants to hang around him all the time, but his social ineptness usually scuppers Hoff’s best laid plans.