"No one has more experience on the ice. What a wonderful games it's been for Pingu."
"You make me so hot I can't stop thinking about you. Lots of love, Mum."
"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! Welcome to the Fox News Channel."
The smallest policeman - he can make arrest but can't go on the rides at Alton Towers.
Milton Jones fires of some health related puns and one liners.
Apparently cat owners are the most intelligent. Russell Howard strongly disagrees.
The panel come up with unlikely things to hear at an awards ceremony. Hitler, anybody?
Customers at supermarkets have been banned from shopping in pyjamas.
"I've never voted Tory before, but…" the crew take a wry look at campaign posters.
The panel discuss the public outrage at new "naked" airport security measures.
The subject of travel comes up on the spinning wheel, prompting a great boomerang pun.
Chris Addison and Sarah Millican are asked "Who gobbled up Cadbury's".
Dara and the boys discuss the launch of the Conservative election campaign.